Flying Monkeys Craft Brewery
Barrie, Ontario, Canada · Est. 2004
Tally's Take
Why this matters
Raving Loops of Computer Music. 12 Minutes to Destiny. Velvet Bubble Lord. Sparklepuff. A Barrie brewery that has never once reached for a sensible name, and somewhere in there is a Chocolate Manifesto that is a genuinely serious triple chocolate milk stout. The chaos is the brand; the beer underneath is not joking.
The People
Behind the beer
Eccentric high-ABV craft innovator in Barrie.
The Beer Library
Beers
Juicy Ass
Year-RoundAmerican IPA
Ontario Pass 82 cumulative master. Original status: CURRENT/KNOWN OFFICIAL. First-party Flying Monkeys beer/brand evidence; exact availability not inferred.
Drank this? Add it to your passport →Plasma Lounge
Year-RoundLight Moves Small IPA
Year-RoundMeet Your Shadow
Year-RoundParanormal
Year-RoundImperial Pumpkin Ale
Ontario Pass 82 cumulative master. Original status: CURRENT/KNOWN OFFICIAL. First-party Flying Monkeys beer/brand evidence; exact availability not inferred.
Drank this? Add it to your passport →Scratch N Sniff
Year-RoundGusher Tropical Punch IPA
Year-RoundLava Lamp Non-Alcoholic Session IPA
Year-RoundCrowdsurf Motel Passion Fruit IPA
Year-RoundVelvet Bubble Lord Sour
Year-RoundChocolate Manifesto
Year-RoundDivinity
Year-RoundWorlds Away Modern Lager
Year-RoundRaving Loops of Computer Music Amber Lager
Year-Round12 Minutes to Destiny
Year-RoundHibiscus Pale Lager
Ontario Pass 82 cumulative master. Original status: CURRENT/KNOWN OFFICIAL. First-party Flying Monkeys beer/brand evidence; exact availability not inferred.
Drank this? Add it to your passport →Invictus 2018
LimitedSpace Age Sunshine Quad
Year-RoundSparklepuff
Year-RoundTriple IPA
Ontario Pass 82 cumulative master. Original status: CURRENT/KNOWN OFFICIAL. First-party Flying Monkeys beer/brand evidence; exact availability not inferred.
Drank this? Add it to your passport →Rollup Pomelo IPA
Year-RoundKryptonite 7.0 Smooth Lager
Year-RoundThe Chocolate Manifesto
Year-RoundTriple Chocolate Milk Stout
First-party Flying Monkeys beer/brand evidence; exact availability not inferred.
Drank this? Add it to your passport →Live Transmission
Year-RoundMilkshake IPA
First-party Flying Monkeys beer/brand evidence; exact availability not inferred.
Drank this? Add it to your passport →Wonder Star
Year-RoundBotanical Lager
First-party Flying Monkeys beer/brand evidence; exact availability not inferred.
Drank this? Add it to your passport →Hoptical Illusion
Year-RoundAlmost Pale Ale
First-party Flying Monkeys beer/brand evidence; exact availability not inferred.
Drank this? Add it to your passport →Antigravity
Year-RoundLight IPA
First-party Flying Monkeys beer/brand evidence; exact availability not inferred.
Drank this? Add it to your passport →Space Age Sunshine
Year-RoundBelgian-style Quad
First-party Flying Monkeys beer/brand evidence; exact availability not inferred.
Drank this? Add it to your passport →Frosty the Friendship Dragon
Year-RoundWhisky Barrel-aged Imperial Stout
First-party Flying Monkeys beer/brand evidence; exact availability not inferred.
Drank this? Add it to your passport →Super Collider 2.0
Year-RoundDouble IPA
First-party Flying Monkeys beer/brand evidence; exact availability not inferred.
Drank this? Add it to your passport →Kryptonite Smooth Lager
Year-RoundLager
Listed in LCBO 2026 Ontario craft-beer merchandising guide.
Drank this? Add it to your passport →Velvet Bubble Lord Blueberry Sour
Year-RoundFruit Sour
LCBO current; blueberry puree, lemon verbena, Pinot Noir and Gamay grape skins.
Drank this? Add it to your passport →Meet Your Shadow Imperial Black IPA
Year-RoundImperial Black IPA
Current LCBO listing; Made in Ontario; Ontario Craft Beer; blackberry puree, dark roast and evergreen-hop profile; 8.3% ABV.
Drank this? Add it to your passport →Show your working
Sources
- beersConfirmed
Flying Monkeys Craft Brewery publishes the beers listed on this page.
Flying Monkeys Craft Brewery — beer lineup · Flying Monkeys Craft Brewery
BreweryHigh reliabilityAccessed 2026-08-07Reviewed 2026-08-07
Only the claims above are sourced. Everything else on this page is the archive's own research and has not yet been tied to a document — which is worth knowing rather than hiding.
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